ZERO :: the Fool
So take Cervantes and bring him back to life in this century or the last. Make him attend a performance of Man of la Mancha. More to the point, make him listen to the theater-goers gushing over the beauty of dreaming the impossible dream.

So take Machiavelli into the modern day and let him look up his name in the English dictionary. Then ask him to finally tell us what he was really thinking when he wrote The Prince and if maybe we should've read a little more of his works before making his name a byword for deception.

And then say that in 2013, someone writes a His Dark Materials fanfiction about the creation of the Church of the Dust, and a hundred years later, a post-apocalyptic society constructs this Church and sends its Silvertonguist preachers out to spread the word. How about that, Philip Pullman?

Here's the thing. In fandom we often perceive the debate over the legitimacy of fanfiction as motivated by angry, possessive authors seized by ridiculous feelings of attachment to their characters, unable to understand that fanfiction is not actually a profound sin akin to adultery. Either that, or otherwise sympathetic authors haunted by the legal ghost of Marion Zimmer Bradley, fearful of litigation from an unscrupulous fan. Probably because those actually are the loudest voices.

But not everyone crying, "Intellectual property," is conjuring an ethical chimera or bowing to their fear of the law's misuse. Some of them are voicing a very real conceptual concern, hinted at when they start to talk about trademark and copyright laws intended to prevent someone from passing off a false product as that of the original author's. They are not making an irrelevant and specious comparison. (Some of the time, anyway.) They mean exactly what they say: they fear that fanfiction, unrestrained, could take the pure and true story they have given the world and change it in the eyes of the public. Because sometimes it actually can.

Here's an example fandom might be more interested in: where do you think certain Harry Potter fans got the idea that Blaise Zabini had to be white? Okay, yes, racism. But fanfiction probably helped convey it.

When some professional creators of fiction argue against fanfiction, what they are saying is not, "It makes me uncomfortable, those characters belong to me and it's wrong for you to play with them." Instead, it is, "I have defined those characters, and I would like to exercise my right to keep that definition from changing."

They're still wrong. They have been told repeatedly, often by other professional creators of fiction, why they are wrong. But this is a different (if related, and not entirely distinct) argument in nature than "fanfiction is disgusting and wrong and violates my ownership of these people who are like children or spouses to me" versus "seriously, they're just characters, nobody is trying to have an affair with your spouse." It's actually an argument between the modern idea of "intellectual property" as a defensible ethical concept and the human reality of the ancient and eternal shared and fickle nature of culture.

There are also nits to pick, and complexities undefined. As Niccolò up there would point out, it's not just straight-up fanfiction that transforms, but also shared commentary and interpretation, and nobody could ever ban those. Not to mention: virtually everyone will concede that the dead can no longer protect their intellectual property...eventually. Maybe their children and grandchildren get to do it for a while, and where do you stop? Whatever: Anglo-Saxon #74839 in the year eight-hundred-and-yonk can hand it over to John Gardner by the time the 1970s roll around, but goddammit, my kids are going to make sure nobody lets women with curly hair become spirit-bonded with space otters for another fifty years.

Anyway, not everyone's looking at it from the perspective of the ones comparing fanfiction authors to adulterers and kidnappers. Some are coming at it from the perspective of an angry Spanish satirist who thinks the music's terrible, an Italian republican who wishes we'd remember that he really hated the Medicis, or Android Pullman in 2287 fighting the new theocratic forces of Lyra's Disciples from the haven of the Brights' Satellite.

Unfortunately for them, the stew still bubbles on.
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ZERO :: the Fool
18 October 2011 @ 06:39 pm
All shipping within North America is $3, unless otherwise noted or unless you're buying a lot, in which case we'll work it out in comments. If you're purchasing from outside North America, let me know in comments and I'll work out how much the shipping will come to. Where possible, all items will be sent by United States Postal Service packed in a bubblewrap mailer, with additional plastic bags or, where indicated, original boxes and/or wrapping for disassembled figures.

Payment should be made by PayPal. I will ship within two business days of receiving payment unless extenuating circumstances intervene.

All items come from a smoke-free home, but have been exposed to dust and cats. Always cats.

Feedback can be found and given here!

Berserk )
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ZERO :: the Fool
14 October 2011 @ 09:29 pm
Last night I saw Terry Pratchett.

It was a last-minute thing; I found out a little after one in the afternoon that he was speaking at the Tribeca Barnes and Noble (that's in lower Manhattan) at six. I was worried that my mother wouldn't be okay with my going, since we'd planned for me to go with her to pick up my aunt at the airport, but she was actually very excited for me, because she knew what an opportunity it was, and encouraged me to go. So I did.

He talked about a lot of things, including the new Vimes-centric Discworld installment, Snuff--but mostly about his recent experiences visiting strange little places and dealing with Homeland (in)Security. He was soft-spoken and seemed tired but composed. Someone asked him which one of his characters he'd choose to be if he had to pick one, and he said it would be Sam Vimes.

I was an idiot and forgot a camera, but I brought my netbook, and to my great relief the webcam worked fine. Here I am with him. I was so focused on setting up the shot properly that he had to remind me to smile.

I had given up, years ago, on ever getting a chance to meet him. But now I have.
 
 
ZERO :: the Fool
10 October 2011 @ 03:50 pm
« HOLIDAY FANFICTION REQUESTS [2011] »

⇒ Comment with: a day of the month; a fandom; a character, pairing, relationship, or group; and a prompt, and I will write at least 250 words for you, to be posted on the day you claimed. I reserve the right to ask for a different prompt if you pick something I don't feel comfortable writing, wacky crossovers, or a fandom I haven't been into in a long time.

⇒ The fandoms I currently feel I have a good chance of being able to write are as follows:

♦ Dragon Age
♦ Homestuck
♦ Toward the Terra
♦ Mai-HiME
♦ Mobile Suit Gundam 00
♦ 999: Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors
♦ The Hunger Games
♦ DC/Vertigo: John Constantine
♦ Final Fantasy (IV, VI, VIII, X)
♦ Odin Sphere
♦ Tales of the Abyss
♦ Tales of Vesperia
♦ Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
♦ Macross Frontier
♦ The Wire


days so far, claimed and unclaimed. )
 
 
ZERO :: the Fool
05 April 2011 @ 09:20 pm
Anime )

Manga )
 
 
ZERO :: the Fool
19 March 2011 @ 10:50 pm
All shipping within North America is $3, unless otherwise noted or unless you're buying a lot, in which case we'll work it out in comments. If you're purchasing from outside North America, let me know in comments and I'll work out how much the shipping will come to. Where possible, all items will be sent by United States Postal Service packed in a bubblewrap mailer, with additional plastic bags or, where indicated, original boxes and/or wrapping for disassembled figures.

Payment should be made by PayPal. I will ship within two business days of receiving payment unless extenuating circumstances intervene.

All items come from a smoke-free home, but have been exposed to dust and cats. Always cats.

Feedback can be found and given here!

Berserk )

Bleach )

Final Fantasy )

Fullmetal Alchemist )

Gundam 00 )

Gundam SEED/Destiny )

Macross )

Naruto )

Type-Moon )

Other (Video games, Cowboy Bebop, Claymore, D.Gray-man, Fairy Tail, Galerians: Rion, Gundam Wing, Gurren Lagann, Kannazuki no Miko, Luminous Arc 2, Najica Blitz Tactics, Patlabor, Power Rangers, Uzumaki, miscellaneous) )

Make an offer! )
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ZERO :: the Fool
13 March 2011 @ 08:08 pm
This thread is my offer at [info]help_japan.

A lot of awesome people are doing art commissions for charity as well. This guy is the one I commissioned: he's doing Homestuck art in particular. I'll post my picture from him when I get it.
 
 
ZERO :: the Fool
09 March 2011 @ 05:02 pm
Real life has been kind of stressful lately, so I'm going to talk religion, theory, and metaphors.

Being Jewish in suburban America means being aware of negative space. )
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ZERO :: the Fool
04 March 2011 @ 08:43 pm
Doing a fic challenge from [info]apokalyptisch for the rest of the year! You can help me out by requesting things.

GO HERE!
 
 
ZERO :: the Fool
01 March 2011 @ 04:00 pm
So the Macross Frontier movies are finished and the Triangle Is Over. I haven't seen the movies yet--I will someday, I hear Ranka is awesome in them--but I want to talk a bit about the anime and the triangle itself.

This is an unofficial replacement for that ship manifesto essay I was almost going to do. )
 
 
ZERO :: the Fool
31 January 2011 @ 03:19 pm
So, there's stuff about "PC bullshit" floating around on the blogonets at the moment? I haven't read the post that sparked it off, because I've seen enough from quotes alone to know I'd just rage (fuck you, "kyriarchy" is an awesome and extremely useful word). But some things that crop up in the responses are making me uncomfortable.

Specifically, the idea of "crazy = bad" being an ableist concept.

Oh no, serious business. )
 
 
ZERO :: the Fool
18 January 2011 @ 04:32 pm
Fandoms written: Tales of the Abyss, Gundam 00, Gurren Lagann, Princess Tutu, Toward the Terra, G Gundam, My-HiME, Fruits Basket, The Hunger Games, Macross Frontier, Evangelion, The Wire, Odin Sphere, Robot Unicorn Attack, Tales of Vesperia, Claymore.

The list, organized by month )

Thoughts, same format and questions as last year )
 
 
ZERO :: the Fool
08 January 2011 @ 02:05 pm
Okay, so I will get to responding to comments and stuff, but for now here is my belated Yuletide post.

What I got:
"Place of Bones," by evagalli. 1,084 words. Watership Down, Fiver-centric. It's a lovely (if disturbing, but that's what I like) look into Fiver's mind during the events that took place at Cowslip's warren.

What I gave:
"Always," to palmedfire. 1,339 words. Robot Unicorn Attack origin story. The request was for tongue-in-cheek existential angst on the unicorn's part, which I did my best to fulfill. It's...well, it's Robot Unicorn Attack fanfiction. It was entertaining to write.

I am now pondering whether it's worth doing a fanfiction year in summary meme, like I did last year, or whether it would be a giant waste of my time. Or whether it would be a giant waste of my time and I'll do it anyway.
 
 
ZERO :: the Fool
Give me a character or pairing and I will write one sentence each for ten different genres with them:

1. Angst
2. AU
3. Crack
4. Crossover
5. First Time
6. Fluff
7. Humor
8. Hurt/Comfort
9. Smut
10. UST

Let's see if I can actually get my creative energy back up with this one.
 
 
ZERO :: the Fool
03 December 2010 @ 05:38 pm
» State of the RP «

you can just ignore this )

No more games. No more games.
 
 
ZERO :: the Fool
23 November 2010 @ 05:33 pm
Stolen from [info]birdsarecalling:

I think it would be fun to talk about stories, but the usual memes are like, "What happens next?" "Tell me about Character A?" What isn't so much talking about stories as it is writing more of a story. But you know how sometimes you read something and you're like, "I got ___ out of this story, I wonder if that right?" or "What on earth was ____ supposed to be?" and it's too awkward to ask the author? Now you could totally ask!

I've heard people say that writing is hard because you have to make decisions, but we never really talk about the decisions we make with stories or why we make them. We talk about plot bunnies, but not about how we actually turn them into a story.

And it seems like a lot more fun to do that than to do working.

So, if you wanted, ask me questions!

What were you trying to do [here]? Why did you decide to ____? This is what I thought about xyz, is that what you were going for? What made you write ____? And so on.


So there you have it! Okay, it's pretty tl;dr, so the short version is, "If you're curious about anything that went into the writing of one of my stories, ask me about it."

I am still so excited about my Yuletide assignment. I know what I'm going to write, basically, but I hesitate to start already because then I'll finish it weeks before it's due and I'll go crazy waiting.
 
 
ZERO :: the Fool
14 November 2010 @ 03:27 pm

QUEEN OF HEARTS
You wake up in a garden, on a soft bed of flowers, surrounded by roses and lilies. It might seem like a pleasantly-scented dream at first. But after a while, twigs begin to poke you somewhere awkward, or an animal snuffles at your hand, or a bee lands on your nose, and you realize: you aren't dreaming. This is real...

Welcome to [info]queenofheartsrp, a panfandom roleplaying game dedicated to girls' love, worldbuilding, and action. Think a veneer of old Disney princess movies laid over Myst, swirled together with Salvador Dali, musical theater, and just a dash of B-movie action. There are also love songs playing in the background and mythology texts on the shelves. Alternately, you can think of us as lesbian Rune Factory on acid.

Reserves for canonically female characters are now open, applications for the same will open on November 28th, and the game itself will open for play on December 5th. Reserves and applications for genderswapped male characters will open sometime in January.
premise; rules; FAQ; setting; applications; reserves; code
 
 
ZERO :: the Fool
13 November 2010 @ 10:21 am
Signing up for Yuletide this year is complicated. But I'm going to do it, because I love exchanges. I'm even going to do a "Dear Yuletide author" letter this year. And since you're encouraged to link it from the signup form, I'm doing it now.

So hi, Yuletide author, if you choose to come here! I think I've provided most of the details in my prompts, but here are some things you might like to know when writing for me.

Details under the cut. )

Request 1: Mai-HiME )

Request 2: Darker Than BLACK )

Request 3: Okami )

Request 4: Watership Down )

And that's about it. Whether or not all the details helped, I look forward to seeing what you come up with!
 
 
ZERO :: the Fool
10 November 2010 @ 08:00 pm
I had nothing better to do today except mail some stuff out and feed cats, so video games were played. And now it's time to talk about Tales of Vesperia, and specifically, my new OT3 that as far as I know nobody else in the world ships. I'm about to leave Heliord for Dahngrest and Keiv Moc, so vague spoilers up to there. )
 
 
ZERO :: the Fool
06 November 2010 @ 02:15 pm
I. Can we ban fiction from using trite man vs. woman symbolism, or at least severely restrict its use? Come on, guys. It's meaningless by now. If you want a metaphor for dualism, there are so many better, less offensive ones: I vs. Thou (in The Left Hand of Darkness, one of the androgynous aliens specifically says that dualism will exist even in a genderless society so long as there are other people), the two halves of the brain, twins, opposite sides of coins. And if you actually want to make some deep comment on the nature of man and woman, there's even less point. Time to let you in on a great secret: men and women are really not that different. Sure, there may be some trends, and who knows how many are societal in origin and how many are biological (really, we don't know, despite what popular science will tell you), but ultimately, any type of personality you can find in a man, you can also find in a woman, and vice versa. Because we're all human.

II. The above rant was prompted by watching the first episode of the new zombie apocalypse miniseries, The Walking Dead on AMC. I was dubious at first, because it practically started with men ranting about how annoying and weird women are, but overall it's really well-made and an engaging take on the standard modern zombie mythos. There's nothing hugely original about it so far (although I haven't read the graphic novel it's based on, so there might be some twists later that change things), but it does the usual tropes well and adds the occasional neat little twist. It's appealingly gruesome and has some great visuals, too. I just wish it were better about female characters so far.

III. Speaking of wishing things were better about female characters...for some reason, I appear to have bought the first season of Supernatural. What? I don't know. I really only want to watch it for the female characters (ha) and for Castiel. Maybe for Dean and his self-destructiveness. But to get there, I have to get through the first three seasons beforehand. I'll do my best.

IV. I also appear to have bought Moeblob: The Game. I don't normally like strategy/tactical RPGs (hence my giving up on Disgaea), but I'm charmed enough by the ridiculous character designs and cute dialogue of this one to keep playing. Besides, one of the possible love interests is a dark witch with an "undead kitty thing" (actual quote from the manual) as a familiar.

V. Have applied at five places over the past two weeks: PetValu, Barnes & Noble, a trendy clothes store downtown, Dress Barn, and GameStop. I'm working on applying for some more. We'll see how things go.