Instead, I am going to do the fic request meme. Comment with a fandom, character, situation, pairing, whatever that you want me to write a short ficlet about (not a drabble, because I cannot do the 100-word thing). I make no guarantees about the timeliness of my replies, but I will attempt to get them done. Eventually.
I also reserve the right to reach through the internets and punch you in the face if you ask for something that I have listed as a pairing I hate.
Other than that, I know I'm going to regret this ask away. You should know what fandoms I'm familiar with.