I had a dream tonight that I can't recall very well (but it was probably inspired by this set of chibis), but because of it I woke up with the conviction that someone in Naruto fandom had gotten a hold of spoiler information proving that Sasuke would return in a few chapters. Then I realized I'd just dreamed it. :(
I also heard a joke today that I'm going to call the Hell Litmus Test.
A little girl is standing on top of a cliff, looking down at the sea and crying her eyes out. A priest approaches and says, "My child, why are you so upset?"
The little girl turns to him and says, "My mummy and daddy were in their car--and it just rolled over the cliff and smashed on the rocks down there."
The priest slowly looks around him while unbuttoning his cassock and says, "It's just not your day, is it?"
If you laughed, you're going to hell.