Kiba/Soi Fong, because I actually like that :'(

Soi Fong/Tousen, since I just saw a great fic(gen) of it on my friendslist.

Spock/Gai.

......

I'm retarded :{

Kiba/Soi Fong: If Soi Fong got abruptly transported into another world with lots of other ninja but no Yoruichi, she'd...well she'd probably try to go back to her own world, under the pretense of needing to go back to her duties, but also because she wants to go back to Yoruichi. :( But if she couldn't, and she couldn't be with Yoruichi, Kiba might be the best thing for her ♥ (except that she's totally lesbian, so maybe Anko, but she has too many issues, so maybe Ino, WHATEVER) On the one hand, he's confident like Yoruichi, loud and energetic and probably fun to be around if you can put up with that sort of thing. On the other hand, he's nothing like Yoruichi--he's too much of a dog to remind Soi Fong of her catlove. And she could appreciate his loyalty to and care for those close to him.

Soi Fong/Tousen: She's way too cool for him. :| But I could see this happening in a sort of cold fashion during the pre-SS arc centuries, the two of them discussing over tea how important Rules and Justice are. And then when he left, Soi Fong would realize that he took Rules and Justice even further than she did, and that it had done something terrible to him. :[ And she might regret it, a bit, and resolve to be more careful herself in the future.

Spock/Gai: OMG THIS WOULD BE SO GREAT. Okay, okay. I don't think it'd be very sexual, since Spock is asexual except for once every seven years. But Spock has issues with emotion (duh) and father relationships, both of which Gai could help him with. And Spock in turn could provide faith and loyalty to Gai.

IT WOULD BE SO GREAT OMG FOR SERIOUS.

SPOCK AND GAI ALSO HAVE THE SAME HAIR.

...*___*

Hahah, you're making me actually ship it XD NOOOOO

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(..also where'd you get that third gai pic? *THINKS HE LOOKS SEXILY RETARDED THERE* )

*USES*

It was a picture of him and Lee that was hanging around AnimePapers! Here :O It's kind of low-quality but oh well, it's still hot. 8D

WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE? OMG T__T

I'm so sick but I'll be on tomorrow D: I HOPE YOU WILL BE. WE'LL GET DRUNK AND DO A NEW YEAR THINGIE TOMORROW AND UH. PLAN THINGS TOGETHER. YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN SAYIN SAYIN.

I PUT IT IN MY PROFILE YOU PINK ROACH LOVER

AAH ITS SO HOT D8 WTF

WELL THINK OF IT AS YOUR NEW YEAR'S GIFT 8D

I'd be around tomorrow, except I'm going into the city to hang out and get silly drunk with kanna :( HOPEFULLY the crowds won't be too bad for me to get back home and I'll be on by about 2 in the morning :(

Itachi/Aizen!

...they could, uh.

Sit around and plot about how to best hurt those who love them most? All while politely agreeing that of course they didn't mean to be cruel, it was just what was necessary.

Eventually, though, Aizen would doublecross and backstab Itachi, and then Kisame would kill him.

and then Kisame would kill him.
But then what will he be left with? A broken heart.

Momo/Kisame?

Quistis/Sephiroth! (I saw this once, in a humor fic. It was glorious.)

Constantine/Selphie. Shikamaru/Luna Lovegood. Spike Spiegel and... uh... damn, I'm blanking on any woman cool enough for Spike Spiegel. So let's say Spike Spiegel/Michaelangelo, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. Their love is so food-obsessed!

Quistis/Sephiroth: This would be the most unhealthy pairing ever. Quistis would be enthralled by how cool and in control he seemed to be, but he'd just be like "oh...there's this chick hanging off me while I run around trying to make it all up to mommy."

Eventually she'd get tired of waiting for him to pay attention to her, and out would come the whip.

Constantine/Selphie: Actually, he'd probably like someone with a Selphie-ish personality--you'd have to be a little bit crazy to want to be with him, after all. Selphie herself, however, would drive him out of his mind.

Shikamaru/Luna: He'd probably just...totally not get her. She's awesome and all, and he's a nice guy so he'd probably appreciate her coolness, but I doubt she'd really be interested in putting up with his laziness just for the chance to match wits with him. She's not so interested in that. I can see her going for Chouji, though; he's the kind of nice, loyal guy she likes.

Spike/Michelangelo: This would be the best pairing ever. Pizza would bring them together and hold them together through the worst of relationship crises! "Honey, are you cheating on me?" "*holds out pizza* Does it matter?" "...no, not really. *takes pizza*"

why do you have a final fantasy xii tag?

OH GOD THANK YOU FOR NOT ASKING. I'M AM TIRED AND HAVE DONE THIS FOR HOURS.

So. Kallen/Sakura.

lol didn't see the edit.

Well, Sakura and Kallen are both such semes, it'd be difficult for them to be together. Sort of like Sakura and Gai. :( But if they overcame that difference, they could have a very sweet relationship. Kallen has mommy issues, and Sakura provides a nurturing maternal force. They both understand what it means to grow strong in order to protect loved ones.

Also, they would kick fandom's ass. :|

And come on, pink hair. That can be used in sex somewhere.

And Lelouch, Sasuke and Ishida need to interact. ANGSTY DORKS INTERACTING FTW.

*cracks knuckles*

Okay, this should be fun. Pulling names from the hat, here... I'll grab three, for shits and giggles.

Worf (ST:TNG) / Yuffie (FF7) / Shion (Xenosaga)

Now, for the fun part. Figure out how each of these would work:

Worf / Shion
Worf / Yuffie
Shion / Yuffie
ZOMG WORF/SHION/YUFFIE LOVE TRIANGLE.

:3

I don't know Xenosaga. :(

But Worf/Yuffie could work surprisingly well! Worf would at first be all :| at her for being a pesky little girl ninja without honor. When he realized that she came from a culture with a great heritage, he'd probably rail at her for soiling her heritage with her petty thievery. But then he'd realize that she was doing it for the sake of her homeland, and he would come to respect that. And it has been Canonically Proven that he has the hots for sassy ladies who don't take anything too seriously and who have the spunk to keep him in line.

Urahara/Cecile. :D

Tsunade's wallet/Quark's dabo tables

Yoruichi/Spot (Data's cat!)

Lelouch/Shikamaru... playing board games

I'd so put in a Mai HiME one but I don't think you've seen it yet.

Urahara/Cecile: This would probably work okay, because hey, she's used to keeping crazy mad scientists in line, and Urahara's a pretty cool guy and she'd enjoy herself. But then she'd get these weird cross-dimensional calls from Lloyd about how he can't keep up with the woman she switched with anymore, please put things back the way they were, and Yoruichi and Cecile would go back to their rightful places.

Tsunade's wallet/Quark's dabo tables: Match made in heaven! For Quark, anyway. He'd petition the Powers That Be to replace Sisko with Tsunade as the leader of DS9. Sisko could go be a Hokage somewhere!

Yoruichi/Spot: It would be terribly cute. Yoruichi would teach Spot how to be more mischievous and play with her owner. And she'd be fascinated by the way Spot seems to swap gender from episode to episode!

Lelouch/Shikamaru board games: They would pretty much sit there and play until the world fell to dust. Or until Lelouch got annoyed at how casually Shikamaru took it all. Meanwhile, all their girlfriends would be hanging out in the back, complaining.

Meanwhile, all their girlfriends would be hanging out in the back, complaining.
By complaining I hope you mean sex. Kallen/Temari = hot

I want so see what you'd think of this XDDD since I've babbled about this to a_white_rain before:

Hinamori/Sasuke?

OMG woobies. T_T I'm not sure how well they'd actually work together, since they both have so much trauma to work through; I don't think they could offer each other much at the moment. But in a hundred years when Hinamori is doing better, she could probably be a great help to Sasuke. Her fierce spirit would let her reach through to him, and her caring nature would let her help him. Plus, she would totally understand his sense of total betrayal.

hinata x the earl of millenium

Okay here's how it'd go, right.

Hinata would be busily having a Great Romance with Itachi, healing his soul and bringing him to the light. But she'd be kind of bored in such a stifling relationship. Then out of the blue, the Earl of the Millennium would float in on his umbrella, grinning from ear to ear.

In seconds flat, he'd pwn Itachi. Hinata would be completely smitten. It'd be love at first sight. Then he'd gather Hinata up and float away with her into the sky, and together they would corrupt the souls of mankind~

TAYUYA/GRIMMJOW (um)

Aizen and Lelouch

Hinamori and Drace

...Gin and Baltheir, just because I think they'd be hilarious

Lloyd and Dr. Cid

Kimimaro and Ulquiorra

Tayuya/Grimmjow: CAN THEY BE MORE OTP? I think not. Tayuya totally winds up an Arrancar after her death, and Grimmjow feels threatened by this puny little female who swears as much as he does, so he picks on her like a schoolboy with a crush. At which point she proceeds to pwn him, and HE IS IN LOVE. So he picks on her some more. So she swears at him. So they proceed to have CRAZY SEX.

Aizen/Lelouch: Lelouch would admire Aizen way too much. Here's a clever, sensible man who executed a brilliant plan, and hell, maybe he's even got a noble goal in there somewhere! (please let him have a noble goal, kt) But he'd probably start to lose faith once he saw that Aizen was cheating on him with the harem. :( Also, uh. When he realized how much Aizen had betrayed everyone back at Soul Society, he'd kind of worry that maybe he wasn't such a great guy after all, and he'd confront Aizen about it, and Aizen would dump him. :( So Lelouch would sob and run away to sit on a couch with Urahara, eat ice cream, and mope over how much men suck.

Hinamori/Drace: Awwww. They would be so cute together, in a "badass Judge lady + adorable yet CRAZY chick" way. IT MAKES SENSE REALLY. And they could compare stab wounds!

Gin/Balthier: The sex would be wild, but it quickly goes sour when Balthier begins to realize that Gin is laughing at him, not with him. And Gin seems a little too pleased with the fact that Fran likes to watch.

Lloyd/Dr.Cid: This would start off as a truly beautiful relationship, with Cid and Lloyd bonding over their mutual love of massive machines of destruction. (fla;dfjksdlfj;da;lfdjslfdjlks "Skullcrusher Mountain" just came on Winamp as I typed that) But eventually, Cid would become disappointed with Lloyd for letting himself be kept in check by a woman. Lloyd would point out that it's no worse than being driven by a vaguely feminine-sounding spirit-thing, and then Cid would really get miffed. I mean, you don't diss Venat, man. So then they'd begin having a lover's quarrel that involved weapons of mass destruction, and after that, their relationship would be BANNED.

Kimimaro/Ulquiorra: "Orochimaru-sama!" "Aizen-sama!" "I love him!" "I love him more!" "*fapfapfap*" "Would you like some help with that?"

re: Tayuya/Grimmjow - YES YES YES.

HAVE YOU READ THE 20 FACTS AT komabucket? (self-promoton, I know.)

Because I have to:

Sasuke / Frodo Baggins.

I'm also tempted to say Constantine/de Carabas, but I think that one may qualify less as a pairing than as masturbation...

Sasuke/Frodo: Sam would kill him if he tries anything. You don't even know Naruto, do you?! Anyway, Frodo's a little too caught up in his own issues to do much for Sasuke, and in any case Sasuke would just spend the whole time heckling Frodo, all, "Why did you throw the Ring away instead of using it to gain power so that you could protect all your precious people? *jealousjealousjealous* I want the Ring so that I can kill Itachi!"

And then he'd find out that the Ring would be useless against Itachi anyway, since the Sharingan can see through invisibility illusions. Too bad.

Constantine/de Carabas: During pillow talk, they'd find a way to con the entire world.

I don't have to know Naruto. I read your commentary on it. Thus why I had to. ;D

(... your first sentence, however, killed me dead. ;D )

Urahara's hat/Zero's mask.

What you have to realize here is that in Japanese fanart, Lelouch is usually on the bottom during sex (is the uke). Except when he's being Zero, in which case he's usually on top (is the seme). So we can deduce that the Zero mask is in fact a magic seme mask.

Therefore, Zero's mask would violently top Urahara's hat.

Right up until the tentacles emerged and sucked the mask into a strange and horrible new dimension.

:dies:

You win teh internets.

PFFFFFFFFFF MAGICAL SEME MASK

Cornelia li Britannia x Aizen

Lelouch x Sasuke

Inoue Orihime x Suzaku Kururugi

XD

Cornelia/Aizen: I'm sort of getting to the point where I can't ship Cornelia outside of Guilford and Arthur of course, but Cornelia/Aizen? Would totally be hot. He'd think he could control her because she's so direct and combat-oriented, but her cleverness would surprise him. Any relationship between the two of them would come down to a constant, devious battle. Eventually, Aizen would win by using her soft side against her. ;A;

Lelouch/Sasuke: ...oh man. As if Sasuke doesn't get topped enough by devious masterminds or would-be masterminds. Except in Lelouch's case, his sex drive has been replaced by a chessboard. So Sasuke would sit there waiting to be molested, and Lelouch would just stare at his chessboard, until Sasuke got bored and ripped off both their clothes.

Orihime/Suzaku: OMG, the cute. T_T They would make such a good couple. Orihime goes well with everybody because of her friendly nature and cracktasticness, and Suzaku has a vulnerability and a need to protect people that would particularly draw her. His cuteness and dorkiness would also appeal to her, and they could have dorkylove together.

Al Cid/Marisa Coulter.

Remind me who the latter is? Although I'm sure Al-Cid could do her no matter who she is, since he's that pimptastic.

Lyra's two-faced mom from His Dark Materials. But if I'm mistaken and you haven't read those books then you're welcome to smack me upside the head.

I have and I thought they were great, but unfortunately it's been so long that I barely remember anything from them. :< I need to reread.

Aw, poo. :( May I try again?

Hmm... Al Cid/Dr. Cid.

...Al-Cid's pimptastic powerz extend beyond the grave, and zombie!Dr. Cid arises at their call. He then decides to use the vast power of Pimp to defy the will of the gods and empower all of humanity, nay, all of Ivalice, for the sake of free will.

But it ends when Dr. Cid doesn't put out enough.