ZERO :: the Fool
29 December 2006 @ 09:56 pm
[info]kofi: MY WORK IS FLALWENSS
[info]kofi: FLALNESS
[info]kofi: FLAW
[info]kofi: LESS
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ZERO :: the Fool
01 December 2006 @ 01:10 pm
[13:09] Annwyd Hates You: ok time to see what links are under the 'gabranth' section
[13:10] Annwyd Hates You: WHY IS VOSSLER TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH A MOOGLE
 
 
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ZERO :: the Fool
11 July 2006 @ 10:27 pm
I. afjdslk. I'm only just through the introductions and the first arc, and already my IchiHime essay is over 2,000 words. The limit is 5,000. I am going to have to do some cutting. D: Never again will I choose a leading couple for [info]ship_manifesto. Well, except maybe Allen/Rinali. But I think I'll try again for Temari/Shikamaru next. Assuming I can get this one done.

II. Kakashi discussion.
Cut for AIM spam. )
III. I got another segment of the freaky wrong SasuSaku fic done last night, but I'm stalled on it now. *pokes at it* Dammit.

IV. Up to 105 episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation! Hurray! I suck.
 
 
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ZERO :: the Fool
05 July 2006 @ 07:36 pm
I am home. I have escaped the pit of family angst for a while. I noticed that the latest episodes of House reairing were the two I hadn't seen, and I sat down to watch them. But when I got back up to my computer, I saw that I'd received some plaintive cries from a lost Archii in need of fic.

So. I've been meaning to write this as a part of my longer Rin/Archer fic, but I guess for now I'll whip it up here. I'll write more after I've a) finished the series b) gotten something out for my [info]30_kisses claim and c) worked on my IchiHime essay for [info]ship_manifesto.
Strongly implied Fate spoilers, R-ish scenes, whatever. You know the drill. 471 words. )
Why is it so damn hard to get a grip on these two characters? Especially Archer--his voice is impossible to find. And for some reason, I feel ill at ease with my usual writing style in this situation. I don't know--maybe I'm just rusty. But I kept being plagued by the images in the ficlet and I just had to get them out.

Bleah. Here, have some Fate AIM convo.
In which Rin's naughty bits are discussed. )
 
 
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ZERO :: the Fool
30 June 2006 @ 07:08 pm
[19:07] Archer CIass: ... ... :<
[19:07] Archer CIass: ::headbutt leg::
[19:07] Annwyd Hates You: heehee tinyarcher
[19:07] Archer CIass: ::rub on::
[19:07] Annwyd Hates You: :o archii?
[19:07] Archer CIass: lkjf;lkjaf
[19:07] Archer CIass: reputation in shambles, suicide only option
 
 
ZERO :: the Fool
20 May 2006 @ 12:36 pm
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See icon. )

Edit:
[info]ashchan: british ppl can go five years without having sex
[info]annwyd: ljfdlks
[info]ashchan: they're like camels rly
[info]annwyd: o thank you for informing me
[info]ashchan: YOU'RE WELCOME *A*)b
 
 
ZERO :: the Fool
23 March 2006 @ 10:00 pm
lol.  
[info]kofi (on the phone): hello???
[info]kanna: I MISS THE INTERNET

[info]kanna: Hello, you tried to call me?
[info]annwyd: Yes, this is the Internet. It's here to tell you that Sasuke is back. *hangs up*
OR AT LEAST THAT'S HOW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO, but no, I think her cellphone cut off partway through. Well. She hasn't called me back afterwards, but that's probably just because she's pissed at me for being a jerk.
[info]annwyd: has your flist also exploded today?
[info]sadieko: I hadn't looked
[info]sadieko: ::does so::
[info]annwyd: with the screaming and the fangirling and the OH GOD UCHIHOWNED
[info]sadieko: nope, it's standard
[info]annwyd: oh I guess not then
[info]sadieko: what happened?
[info]annwyd: he's back
[info]sadieko: jdfkljgfskldjgfklsdjfklsd
[info]sadieko: JDFKLDJF
[info]sadieko: SDJ
Also. I was thinking of doing something very narcissistic and vain, namely doing a "DVD commentary" of "Three Weeks, She Sleeps"--okay, no, not "thinking of," I actually started commentating the fic. D: Haha, I lose at life.

Later there may be a post of actual substance here. Joy, spam.
 
 
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ZERO :: the Fool
22 March 2006 @ 06:23 pm
[18:19] GeneraI Cross: Oh, you want to talk about science, eh?
[18:19] GeneraI Cross: ::arm around::
[18:19] GeneraI Cross: ::gather::
[18:19] GeneraI Cross: YOU want to talk to ME about science.
[18:19] Komuibot: o yes.
[18:19] Komuibot: i also found an article on kawaii wai wai neko-chan incest.
[18:20] GeneraI Cross: I'll tell you about science.
[18:20] Komuibot: I do not believe you can tell me anything new, sir. :O
[18:20] GeneraI Cross: One day this douchebag named Michaelson went up to some jerk named Morley and said "Hey, asshole! If the universe is really filled with this aether shit and the Earth is orbiting the motherfucking sun at however the fuck fast it's going, some physical phenomena should display an affinity for certain goddamn directions!". And Morley said "OK, what the fuck you want to do about it?", because they actually believed bullshit like that back then in whatever the hell year this was.
[18:20] GeneraI Cross: So they fucked around with some shit they found lying around the lab and built this huge godddamn interferometer, which, in case an asswad like you doesn't know, consists of a mirror with too little fucking silver on it that will split the shit out of a beam of light so half of it goes to the mirror here and the other half goes to the mirror way the fuck over there, and you can smash your stupid eye up against the fucking eyepiece and observe your ass off until an interference pattern appears or Morley gives you a reacharound or whatever the fuck happens.
[18:21] GeneraI Cross: Anyway, one of them calculated some shit and deduced a likely direction for the motherfucking aetheric wind, which was what they thought was a side effect of the Earth orbiting the fucking sun, so they figured the fucking interference produced by the fucking interferometer would look like different shit depending on what direction the whole fucking thing was pointed. So they floated this huge fuck-off instrument on a goddamn bath of mercury and spun it the fuck around while observing the shit out of the interference and they got absolutely fuck-all for results, so they said "What the fuck?"
[18:21] Komuibot: That is some hardcore science :o
[18:21] GeneraI Cross: They published this but nobody gave a shit until some dickhead read their paper and realized that all this aether crap was bullshit anyway and then everybody started sucking Einstein's dick because special relativity kicked the shit out of aether when it came to explaining the goddamn observations.

And that's the story of modern physics. Motherfucker.
[18:21] GeneraI Cross: ::straightens your berét for you.::
[18:21] Komuibot: hmph.
[18:22] GeneraI Cross: Also, here's my phone bill. Pay it.
[18:22] GeneraI Cross: ::vanish::
[18:22] *** "GeneraI Cross" signed off at Wed Mar 22 18:22:28 2006.
I will type up the article on kawaii wai wai neko-chan incest, and the resulting horrible deformations if it goes on for too long in a culture, shortly. Believe me, the temptation to post it to [info]hyuugacest with the subject "Here are some fic ideas for Neji and Hinata's children! :)" is there, but I will be strong and resist.
 
 
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ZERO :: the Fool
04 March 2006 @ 11:50 pm
AIMq  
[info]ashchan: http://captain-usopp.net/rrr/august.jpg at least oda draws his men with nips
[info]annwyd: whoa
[info]annwyd: i wonder if luffynipples can function as erasers
[info]ashchan: FDJKSFKJSDF
[info]annwyd: IT'S A LOGICAL QUESTION YOU KNOW

[info]annwyd: Holy shit, did Billy just say that he nearly whored himself out? Dude, Squaresoft.
[info]sirusavi: Yep!
[info]sirusavi: TO OLD MEN
[info]annwyd: For 3000G! He must have a hell of an ass!
 
 
ZERO :: the Fool
06 January 2006 @ 07:36 am
this is pretty messed up.
[info]kofi: ::in a pit of despair::
[info]annwyd: *sigh*
[info]kofi: ::blacker than me::
[info]annwyd: *puts a rabi on a hook*
[info]annwyd: *dangles the rabi in the pit*
[info]kofi: !!!!!!
[info]kofi: :O !!!!
[info]kofi: ::LEAPS OUT OF THE PIT.:: *A*)/
[info]annwyd: *reels you out*
[info]kofi: *A*)/ ::holds rabi::
[info]kofi: *A* ::crawls into his eyehole and makes a new pit of despair.::
[info]kofi: ::a happy one::
[info]kofi: ::lives there.::
 
 
ZERO :: the Fool
19 December 2005 @ 10:20 am
[09:46] EndymionHawx0rz: Manliest. Screen name. Ever.
[10:08] EndymionHawx0rz: Fine. Don't acknowledge the incredible manliness of my screen name.
[10:08] EndymionHawx0rz: That just means you're gay.
[10:08] EndymionHawx0rz: I HOPE YOU LIKE SITTING WITH THE COORDINATOR MEN.
 
 
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ZERO :: the Fool
22 November 2005 @ 04:21 am
la!  
[info]annwyd: *knucklecracks* Time to write SURPRISE BUTTSECKS for Sadie.
[info]moonsheen: ...I read that as SURPRISE BUTTSECKS for Sado.
[info]annwyd: ...
[info]annwyd: Great. Now I'm picturing his expression.
[info]annwyd: No. No strap-on for Karin.
[info]moonsheen: ...maybe on a special occasion.
[info]annwyd: For her birthday. Or possibly his.
I hesitate to jinx the process by saying that things look good...but well, they do. The USB drive works fine on this computer, and I am currently in the process of transferring all my stuff over from Mom's computer to said drive. When I am done, I will be able to do another iteration of The Lyrics Meme with all my music, and this time I'll actually eventually provide the answers!

For now, instead I'll do a more personalized version of the "first lines" meme that's floating around: I'm going to list the first paragraphs of all the unfinished fic I have sitting on my computer, not including "Spiral Out" and "Firebird." Maybe this will inspire me to finish some more of them.
this means spam )
 
 
ZERO :: the Fool
13 October 2005 @ 09:27 pm
wh--  
[21:26] GeneraI Cross: today
[21:26] GeneraI Cross: I learned something about science
[21:26] Komuibot: oh my
[21:26] GeneraI Cross: let me tell you
[21:26] GeneraI Cross: i learned
[21:26] GeneraI Cross: that if you want
[21:27] GeneraI Cross: to have sex with a rabbit, you have to wrap it in duct tape so that it doesn't explode
[21:27] Komuibot: I--
[21:27] Komuibot: who told you that, rukia
[21:27] GeneraI Cross: so in conclusion, you're right: science is great
 
 
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