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[19:07] Archer CIass: ... ... :<
[19:07] Archer CIass: ::headbutt leg::
[19:07] Annwyd Hates You: heehee tinyarcher
[19:07] Archer CIass: ::rub on::
[19:07] Annwyd Hates You: :o archii?
[19:07] Archer CIass: lkjf;lkjaf
[19:07] Archer CIass: reputation in shambles, suicide only option
OR AT LEAST THAT'S HOW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO, but no, I think her cellphone cut off partway through. Well. She hasn't called me back afterwards, but that's probably just because she's pissed at me for being a jerk.kofi (on the phone): hello???
kanna: I MISS THE INTERNET
kanna: Hello, you tried to call me?
annwyd: Yes, this is the Internet. It's here to tell you that Sasuke is back. *hangs up*
Also. I was thinking of doing something very narcissistic and vain, namely doing a "DVD commentary" of "Three Weeks, She Sleeps"--okay, no, not "thinking of," I actually started commentating the fic. D: Haha, I lose at life.annwyd: has your flist also exploded today?
sadieko: I hadn't looked
sadieko: ::does so::
annwyd: with the screaming and the fangirling and the OH GOD UCHIHOWNED
sadieko: nope, it's standard
annwyd: oh I guess not then
sadieko: what happened?
annwyd: he's back
sadieko: jdfkljgfskldjgfklsdjfklsd
sadieko: JDFKLDJF
sadieko: SDJ
[18:19] GeneraI Cross: Oh, you want to talk about science, eh?I will type up the article on kawaii wai wai neko-chan incest, and the resulting horrible deformations if it goes on for too long in a culture, shortly. Believe me, the temptation to post it to
[18:19] GeneraI Cross: ::arm around::
[18:19] GeneraI Cross: ::gather::
[18:19] GeneraI Cross: YOU want to talk to ME about science.
[18:19] Komuibot: o yes.
[18:19] Komuibot: i also found an article on kawaii wai wai neko-chan incest.
[18:20] GeneraI Cross: I'll tell you about science.
[18:20] Komuibot: I do not believe you can tell me anything new, sir. :O
[18:20] GeneraI Cross: One day this douchebag named Michaelson went up to some jerk named Morley and said "Hey, asshole! If the universe is really filled with this aether shit and the Earth is orbiting the motherfucking sun at however the fuck fast it's going, some physical phenomena should display an affinity for certain goddamn directions!". And Morley said "OK, what the fuck you want to do about it?", because they actually believed bullshit like that back then in whatever the hell year this was.
[18:20] GeneraI Cross: So they fucked around with some shit they found lying around the lab and built this huge godddamn interferometer, which, in case an asswad like you doesn't know, consists of a mirror with too little fucking silver on it that will split the shit out of a beam of light so half of it goes to the mirror here and the other half goes to the mirror way the fuck over there, and you can smash your stupid eye up against the fucking eyepiece and observe your ass off until an interference pattern appears or Morley gives you a reacharound or whatever the fuck happens.
[18:21] GeneraI Cross: Anyway, one of them calculated some shit and deduced a likely direction for the motherfucking aetheric wind, which was what they thought was a side effect of the Earth orbiting the fucking sun, so they figured the fucking interference produced by the fucking interferometer would look like different shit depending on what direction the whole fucking thing was pointed. So they floated this huge fuck-off instrument on a goddamn bath of mercury and spun it the fuck around while observing the shit out of the interference and they got absolutely fuck-all for results, so they said "What the fuck?"
[18:21] Komuibot: That is some hardcore science :o
[18:21] GeneraI Cross: They published this but nobody gave a shit until some dickhead read their paper and realized that all this aether crap was bullshit anyway and then everybody started sucking Einstein's dick because special relativity kicked the shit out of aether when it came to explaining the goddamn observations.
And that's the story of modern physics. Motherfucker.
[18:21] GeneraI Cross: ::straightens your berét for you.::
[18:21] Komuibot: hmph.
[18:22] GeneraI Cross: Also, here's my phone bill. Pay it.
[18:22] GeneraI Cross: ::vanish::
[18:22] *** "GeneraI Cross" signed off at Wed Mar 22 18:22:28 2006.
ashchan: http://captain-usopp.net/rrr/august.j
pg at least oda draws his men with nips annwyd: whoa
annwyd: i wonder if luffynipples can function as erasers
ashchan: FDJKSFKJSDF
annwyd: IT'S A LOGICAL QUESTION YOU KNOW
annwyd: Holy shit, did Billy just say that he nearly whored himself out? Dude, Squaresoft.
sirusavi: Yep!
sirusavi: TO OLD MEN
annwyd: For 3000G! He must have a hell of an ass!
kofi: ::in a pit of despair::
annwyd: *sigh*
kofi: ::blacker than me::
annwyd: *puts a rabi on a hook*
annwyd: *dangles the rabi in the pit*
kofi: !!!!!!
kofi: :O !!!!
kofi: ::LEAPS OUT OF THE PIT.:: *A*)/
annwyd: *reels you out*
kofi: *A*)/ ::holds rabi::
kofi: *A* ::crawls into his eyehole and makes a new pit of despair.::
kofi: ::a happy one::
kofi: ::lives there.::
[09:46] EndymionHawx0rz: Manliest. Screen name. Ever.
[10:08] EndymionHawx0rz: Fine. Don't acknowledge the incredible manliness of my screen name.
[10:08] EndymionHawx0rz: That just means you're gay.
[10:08] EndymionHawx0rz: I HOPE YOU LIKE SITTING WITH THE COORDINATOR MEN.
I hesitate to jinx the process by saying that things look good...but well, they do. The USB drive works fine on this computer, and I am currently in the process of transferring all my stuff over from Mom's computer to said drive. When I am done, I will be able to do another iteration of The Lyrics Meme with all my music, and this time I'll actually eventually provide the answers!annwyd: *knucklecracks* Time to write SURPRISE BUTTSECKS for Sadie.
moonsheen: ...I read that as SURPRISE BUTTSECKS for Sado.
annwyd: ...
annwyd: Great. Now I'm picturing his expression.
annwyd: No. No strap-on for Karin.
moonsheen: ...maybe on a special occasion.
annwyd: For her birthday. Or possibly his.
[21:26] GeneraI Cross: today
[21:26] GeneraI Cross: I learned something about science
[21:26] Komuibot: oh my
[21:26] GeneraI Cross: let me tell you
[21:26] GeneraI Cross: i learned
[21:26] GeneraI Cross: that if you want
[21:27] GeneraI Cross: to have sex with a rabbit, you have to wrap it in duct tape so that it doesn't explode
[21:27] Komuibot: I--
[21:27] Komuibot: who told you that, rukia
[21:27] GeneraI Cross: so in conclusion, you're right: science is great