ZERO :: the Fool
09 June 2006 @ 04:20 pm
Fandom: the High School!  
So I was talking with [info]ew_younerd about fandom, which is always a bad idea, when it occurred to me: fandoms can be characterized as high school cliches! So I decided to try it. I was going to friendslock this, but then I realized that if the Swedish trolls want to come, let them!

So let's see.
( Dramatis Personae )
Someone should write a fanfic featuring these characters. It would be the best fanfic ever, or at least almost as awesome as this one.

NOTE: I mock because I love! Except SEED fandom, because I'm a horrible, no-good, Fllay-loving, Neo-bashing Fukuda-hater. Bring on the Swedish trolls!
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ZERO :: the Fool
20 May 2006 @ 12:36 pm
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( See icon. )

Edit:
[info]ashchan: british ppl can go five years without having sex
[info]annwyd: ljfdlks
[info]ashchan: they're like camels rly
[info]annwyd: o thank you for informing me
[info]ashchan: YOU'RE WELCOME *A*)b
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ZERO :: the Fool
16 December 2005 @ 08:22 pm
sadface.  
So I wound up sleeping for fifteen hours. HURRAY. That means no sleep for me tonight! Instead I will watch Seed, make icons, and play Xenogears.

I had a dream tonight that I can't recall very well (but it was probably inspired by this set of chibis), but because of it I woke up with the conviction that someone in Naruto fandom had gotten a hold of spoiler information proving that Sasuke would return in a few chapters. Then I realized I'd just dreamed it. :(

I also heard a joke today that I'm going to call the Hell Litmus Test.
( Cut for incredibly poor taste. )
If you laughed, you're going to hell.

I laughed.
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ZERO :: the Fool
01 August 2005 @ 07:10 pm
It's time for an installment of...  
How My Favorite Characters Angst!
Yes, I do have better things to do with my time.

Hughes: Angst? What angst? ISN'T MY ELYSIA-CHAN ADORABLE
Edward: TINY TEMPER TANTRUM
Lust: I want to be a real girl! *claws someone to death* I feel better now.
Kimbley: No time for angst! Only time for BOOM! :D :D :D

Kakashi: Where--by the way everyone I ever loved is dead--is my porn?
Jiraiya: Yeah, yeah, I failed at everything important in my life, Tsunade never loved me back, I couldn't stop Orochimaru from going evil, but I'm still sexy. Bring me some women!
Sasuke: Can't have friends. Can't have love. Can only have KILL ITACHI CRAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIN
Anko: Dango > angst.
Temari: Sure, my brother's a monster, but I'm doing the smartest guy in Konoha.
Sakura: Sasuke-kun's gone. Time to learn how to punch things really hard.

Urahara: Yes, yes, the only place I could ever call home kicked me out because they can't appreciate science. But I have to go flounce now.
<name deleted>: Evil masterminds don't need angst. What I need is a pimp jacket. Gin, get me a pimp jacket. bonus points to anyone who draws me this character with his current appearance wearing a pimp jacket
Rukia: Nobody loves me. Wait, tons of people love me. They're all falling over themselves to rescue me. Yeah, but I don't deserve it. WHAT ARE YOU DOING RESCUING ME I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME >:E

John: *saves the world* Fucking hell, another friend dead. *smokes* *drinks*
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Goddamn, someone left meaningless reviews on all my Roy/Riza fics on FFnet. I hate FMA fandom so much.

Now it is time to go watch the sneak peek of Serenity that came with Dad's Battlestar Galactica DVDs. Then I will swipe the DVD and make icons. Then I will play KotOR. I may be gone some time.
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ZERO :: the Fool
27 May 2005 @ 08:55 pm
DNMq  
Because it amused me way too much.
( Jiraiya pauses mid-battle to appreciate the finer things. )
Ahahahaha.

In other news, I'll probably post a public update on the status of my fanfictions later. Will also get cracking on [info]animarelic's giftfic.

Didn't get as much sleep as I wanted, so now my throat is killing me ded. But amusing RP makes up for it. I rarely get into combat RP as Jiraiya on [info]damnninjamux, because there are too few characters I couldn't twinkily turn into paste, but when they're willing, it's way too fun. XD
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ZERO :: the Fool
25 May 2005 @ 05:59 pm
of arcs and ninja  
Woke up at two in the afternoon. Feeling much better in that I'm no longer feeling like I have a high fever (despite barely having one at all), although my throat is still sore.

Working on Part 2 of the Great Naruto Fandom Rant. Amusing myself by giving cute names to Naruto's story arcs.
( Blah blah blah spam, mild spoilers, silliness. )
Yeah, I know, I should probably be doing something more useful with my time.
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ZERO :: the Fool
16 May 2005 @ 09:50 am
The Buttplug Conversation  
( cut to preserve the illusion of worksafe-ness )
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ZERO :: the Fool
19 April 2005 @ 02:57 am
i am so going to DIE for this  
Rated PG-13 for BOOBIES.
( The Cleverness of the Ninja )
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ZERO :: the Fool
29 March 2005 @ 02:02 am
POSE SHARING  
Just to make [info]nimriye scream.
( FAITO )
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ZERO :: the Fool
07 February 2005 @ 11:28 pm
Fun For The Whole Family  
You, too, can see a well-written book on medieval European history transformed into a gripping horror tale by the power of hypochondria! Seriously, it's a really good book, and I barely ever read nonfiction except in snippets for research. The Great Mortality by John Kelly. I'm just insane.

But the best part is that I feel like the author's sense of humor is almost as morbid as mine.
( Quotes )
Such great and evocative writing. It makes me want to start writing up the tragedies of history in MU* format.
( Log: Caffa, 1347 )
I'm going to hell.

Edit: FIFTY YEARS LATER
[Europe] Genoa says "HAY GISE"
[Europe] France has left this channel.
[Europe] Genoa says "sup?"
[Europe] Venice says "Oh, fuck you."
[Europe] Venice has left this channel.
[Europe] Genoa (
[Europe] Genoa says "heehee, I mean :("
[Europe] Genoa says "So, does anyone want to RP? :)"
[Europe] Germany says "..."
[CoolEurope] <An island you can't refuse> Sicily says "Can we boot the fucker already? I know where he keeps his favorite horse--"
[Europe] Genoa says "Is this still about that Black Death thing? :("
[CoolEurope] <Crossdress for Success> France says "NO SHIT SHERLOCK"
[CoolEurope] <Fuck you, France> England says "Who the hell is Sherlock, and how did you get on this channel?"
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ZERO :: the Fool
06 February 2005 @ 03:26 pm
Sasuke in Funny Hat  
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ZERO :: the Fool
29 December 2004 @ 02:41 am
Your moment of zen, part II.  
Hawkeye says "Love my shiny ass."
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ZERO :: the Fool
28 December 2004 @ 10:55 pm
Your moment of zen.  
Havoc never gets tired of giving people these hummer things.
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ZERO :: the Fool
05 December 2004 @ 12:23 am
Tabletop methods  
Fullmetal Alchemist as a tabletop game:
[info]scattersane says "Ed's player has to be either sleeping with the GM or paying for all the pizza. Special alchemy methods, steampunk limbs, and prodigy, all for the "diminutive size" flaw? Yeah, right."
[info]annwyd says "I'd say paying for the pizza. If he was sleeping with the GM, he wouldn't get smacked around so much."
[info]selphish says "It'd have to be more than pizza for all of that!"
[info]selphish says "Hell, everyone'd start bringing snacks if all it took was pizza for all those goodies."
[info]scattersane says "You seriously underestimate the sway that pizza holds on a gaming table."
[info]annwyd says "Now, if someone brought sushi..."
[info]scattersane says "You know, that would be the perfect gaming food."
[info]scattersane says "Compact, not messy."
[info]scattersane says "And you can make people eat wasabi to cancel rolls of 1."
[info]scattersane says "Well, I know how I'm running tabletop from now on."
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ZERO :: the Fool
01 December 2004 @ 04:57 pm
On a lighter note...  
...part of a letter published in Swamp Thing #49.
During a recent flipping-through-back-issues session, I was struck by an idea about everyone's favourite enigma, John Constantine. He's not the J.C., is he? Swampy's been to hell and back, and if something big and evil is going to show up, JC seems the sort of person who might be wandering about trying to stop it. There seem to be a lot of references which might be biblical lurking around as well, especially in issue 37.
The editor's response:
Interesting deduction about John Constantine's identity, James. We've gotten lots of mail from people thinking he's Sting or Billy Idol, but Jesus Christ--well, this is definitely a first. The enigmatic and beguiling Constantine may be many things (he likes to keep us guessing, too, the nerve of him), but we can assure you that he's not and never has been Jesus Christ.
Tee hee. Savior Constantine.
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ZERO :: the Fool
03 November 2004 @ 08:53 pm
KFP. ♥  
Kudzu types, as planned, 'The parkland around the Mirror sustains some small gardens' but then spontaneously adds, 'and well-guarded places for raising never-quite-identified fowl (it is theorized variously that they are chicken/turkey hybrids, giant mutant ravens, pygmy phoenixes, or various other, even stranger birds)...' Huh.
Larkspur slowly gives Ku her brain back.
Kudzu says, "YOU."
Kudzu says, "Well, that explains it."
Larkspur says, "Sorry."
Larkspur totally tends those gardens.
Kudzu says, "You can figure out what exactly those birds are. So long as it's marginally edible."
Larkspur says, "You ass."
Kudzu says, "What? That's what they're there for!"
Larkspur says, "Don't eat the phoenix!"
Kudzu says, "Mmm, self-roasting."
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ZERO :: the Fool
07 October 2004 @ 03:13 am
The stuff bad comics are made of.  
( The things we come up with in our spare time... )
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