ZERO :: the Fool (annwyd) wrote,
ZERO :: the Fool
annwyd
  • Mood: scared
  • Music: They Might Be Giants -- Severe Tire Damage
My mother is on the Atkins diet. This means she can't have, among many other things, orange juice. So she's having orange tea. With something called Splenda in it.

Do you know what Splenda is?

Only the wrongest thing ever created.

It's a sugar substitute. With not only no carbohydrates, but no calories.

So what's in it?

I'm guessing the mysterious secretions of giant space fungi found on asteroids. But I'm not sure I want to know the truth; it would probably be worse.
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