Mom, "Yeah, we made s'mores at work today, and there was a lot left over."
Me, "Yay! Cool!"
Mom, "Don't eat it all at once!"
Me, "Aww, okay. Hey! There are raspberries too! That's even better!"
Mom, "I'm glad to hear you say that!"
Me, babbling, "'Cause we don't get raspberries often, I mean chocolate's better overall, but--"
Mom, "Don't eat them all either. I got them because your father needs to eat more healthy things."
Me, "I was thinking of melting the chocolate and dipping them in."
As a side note, I'm looking at pictures of Bernadette Peters. That woman is a goddess. She made me gay! I should thank her someday.