ZERO :: the Fool (annwyd) wrote,
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ceylon: god miss t-rape :'( my ass is sore
annwyd: jdflkds what
ceylon: t-rape.. ahahahah i meant that to be short for tentacle rape but now i'm thinking of a t-rex like monster with tentacle-age
ceylon: i went horseback riding this morning :'( MY ASS
annwyd: djfsldkfdsl I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT ABBREVIATION BEFORE
annwyd: NO ONE HAS EVER NEEDED TO ABBREVIATE "TENTACLE RAPE"
annwyd: wow.
ceylon: i'm too fucking lazy to type that shit out what are you crazy?
annwyd: T-RAPE
ceylon: THAT'S YOU HONEY
ceylon: look on the bright side it rhymes with g-rape
ceylon: that's short for gangster rape you know
annwyd: :C
annwyd: I prefer t-rape
ceylon: or maybe.... godzilla rape
annwyd: man it does sound like a rapper name for a tentacle monster
ceylon: ahahahhaha
annwyd: I'm picturing a tentacle monster with lots of bling
ceylon: that's hot
annwyd: oh ya
ceylon: and now we got t-rape and p diddy coming out with a new album~
annwyd: "up yo ass"
ceylon: and their upcoming album, "kinky ass shit"
ceylon: with the hit track "banging you everywhere at once"
ceylon: hey girl i see you in the club and i gotta take you home with me so we can be--banging it everywhere at once~ yeah babe i see you do that sexy thing and i just--wanna be banging you everywhere at once
ceylon: got it right in your pussy and right up your ass and i'm--banging you everywhere at once, forget moanin' i'm down your throat and--banging you everywhere at once
ceylon: ::should be a songwriter::


Edit:
ashchan: british ppl can go five years without having sex
annwyd: ljfdlks
ashchan: they're like camels rly
annwyd: o thank you for informing me
ashchan: YOU'RE WELCOME *A*)b
Tags: aim, funny, quotes, twisted
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