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Mmm, pointless memeage.

I. Pointless long survey from kayuuko.
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

I miss somebody right now.  (I miss seeing my friends.) × I don't watch much TV these days.  (Ha ha. I watch lots of Star Trek these days.) I own lots of books.
I wear glasses or contact lenses.  (For distance, when I remember.) I love to play video games. × I've tried marijuana(Might give it a try someday, just once. But no plans to make a habit of it, because I don't need drugs to make me even stupider.)
× I've watched porn movies. × I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I curse sometimes.  (Mostly in text, not quite so much out loud.) × I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. × I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
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× I have broken someone's bones. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.  (A few, here and there.) × I hate the rain(Although I do prefer to be inside when it's going on.)
I'm paranoid at times.  (Socially? You bet.) × I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. I need/want money right now.  (Well, I don't need it. But it'd be nice.)
I love sushi.  (Especially yellowtail.) I talk really, really fast.  (When I get overexcited. And that happens a lot.) × I have fresh breath in the morning.
I have long hair.  (Down to the middle of my back, almost.) × I have lost money in Las Vegas. I have at least one sibling.  (One younger brother.)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S. I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.  (Er...a wig?) × I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
I like the way that I look.  (When I actually bother to clean myself up and get into something nice.) × I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. I am usually pessimistic.
I have a lot of mood swings. I think prostitution should be legalized.  (It's only a temporary fix, but it'd alleviate the conditions of most prostitutes.) × I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.  (Sugar highs are usually bullshit anyway.) I have a lot of friends.  (I guess...)
I have pecked someone of the same sex.  (Pecked? What the fuck does that mean? I assume they mean kiss. Not so much if it's more than that.) × I enjoy talking on the phone. × I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
I love to shop and/or window shop.  (When it's for interesting stuff or books, yes.) I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. × I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
I have a mobile phone. × I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. × I've rejected someone before.
× I currently like/love someone. × I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. × I want to have children in the future.
× I have changed a diaper before. I've called the cops on a friend before.  (But only because her boyfriend and I were worried she was suicidal.) I'm not allergic to anything.  (Only to an obscure antibiotic that I've never had to deal with anyway.)
I have a lot to learn.  (Who doesn't?) I am shy around the opposite sex. I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
I have at least 5 away messages saved. I have tried alcohol or drugs before.  (Only alcohol and prescription drugs.) × I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
I own the "South Park" movie. × I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. × I enjoy some country music.
I would die for my best friends. I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. × I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. × I have dated a close friend's ex. × I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys. Democrat. × Republican.
× I don't even know what I am. × I am punk rockish. I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time. I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. × I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s). × I am comfortable with who I am right now. × I have more than just my ears pierced(I've considered getting a second piercing in each ear, though.)
× I walk barefoot wherever I can. × I have jumped off a bridge. × I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup(I only ever wear makeup for special occasions or costumes.) I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.  (Writing a novel.) × I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs. × I went to college out of state. × I am adopted.
I am a pyro.   (Well, I really, really like fire.) × I have thrown up from crying too much. I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people. I adore bright colours. × I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. × I can pick up things with my toes. I can't whistle.
I have ridden/owned a horse.  (Only briefly.) I still have every journal I've ever written in.  (They're all around here somewhere.) × I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. × I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo(I want one, though.) × I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. × I am a caffeine junkie.  (Caffeine does nothing for me.)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. × If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. × I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.  (Occasionally.) × I'm an artist(Can't draw to save my life.) × I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. × If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. I have terrible teeth.  (They don't actually look that bad, but I get cavities way too easily.)
× I hate my toes. I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. I have more friends on the internet than in real life.  (By which I mean I have no friends in real life. I'm pretty sad.)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries(I've never moved from the town I first lived in.) × I am extremely flexible. × I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business. × I smoke. I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
Nobody has ever said I'm normal. Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.  (Very, very rarely. And only if they tug the heartstrings in a very specific way.) × I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before. I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone. I have at least one obsession at any given time. I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.  (Um...I used to. Sometimes.)
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. × I'm a judgmental asshole. I'm a HUGE drama-queen.  (So I've been told.)
I have travelled on more than one continent. I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian. × I can speak more than one language. × I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
I would rather read than watch TV. × I like reading fact more than fiction. I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings. × I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. × I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. × There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles. × The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. × I have hit someone with a dead fish.
I am compulsively honest.  (It's an Asperger's thing.) × I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. × I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. × I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. × I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. × I dislike milk. × I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me. × Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. × I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. × Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. × I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts. I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.  (They probably just can't find a better job. Hell, maybe a few of them even like it.) × I don't like to chew gum.
I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. × I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.  (I'm twenty and I still kind of do.)
I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.  (I mean, it'd be nice.) × I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. I love to sing.  (But I suck at it.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. × I have a custom-built computer. × I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. × I've gone skinny-dipping. × I've performed in three plays.
× I enjoy burritos. × I'm Irish and loving it. I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin! Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. × Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. × I sleep more than 12 hours a day. I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself. × I wish I was more open-minded. × I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
I download songs from the internet. × I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. × I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. × I love playing Truth or Dare. × I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone. × Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. I think this survey is particularly long.  (And what the fuck is with the Death Note questions?)
I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. × I can only hate someone that I love. × I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.

II. Because I suck, I've decided to compile a list of pairings in Bleach and Naruto, along with which characters are bashed by each. The ones in italics are bashed particularly often.

What? I need pointless fandom stuff to do. :(

Sasuke/Sakura: Sasuke, (rarely) Naruto
Sasuke/Naruto: Sakura, Sasuke, Hinata
Naruto/Sakura: Sasuke, Hinata, Sakura, Kakashi
Naruto/Hinata: Sakura, Sasuke
Kakashi/Iruka: Gai
Shikamaru/Ino: Temari
Shikamaru/Temari: Ino
Ino/Chouji: Sai? Ugh.
Neji/Tenten: Lee, Gai
Neji/Hinata: Tenten
Lee/Sakura: Sasuke
[Itachi/Gaara/Neji/Shikamaru/Kakashi/any male but Sasuke]/Sakura: Sasuke
Ino/Sakura: Maybe Sakura.
Kiba/Hinata: Hinata, Naruto
Itachi/Sasuke: Sakura, Naruto
[Itachi/Neji/Naruto/any male but Sasuke]/Naruto: Sasuke
Sasuke/Hinata: Sakura

Ichigo/Rukia: Orihime
Renji/Rukia: Rukia (rarely), Ichigo?
Ichigo/Orihime: Rukia
Ishida/Orihime: Orihime, Ichigo?
Hitsugaya/Hinamori: Hinamori, Aizen
Hitsugaya/Matsumoto: Hinamori
Urahara/Yoruichi: Soi Fong
Yoruichi/Soi Fong: Urahara (rarely)
Byakuya/Rukia: Hisana

If I left a pairing out, it's because I either forgot it or couldn't recall seeing anyon bashed in its fandom.

III. The results of this week's icontests have been pretty damned depressing. I really should tear myself away from these things. But I can't quite manage it.

IV. I'm trying to spur myself into finishing a SasuSaku darkfic for 30_kisses, where I haven't posted in months. I really need to before someone swipes my claim from me. But I'm lacking inspiration (okay, and I think I'm still just a bit stoned from last night's codeine overdose). Anyone have any songs or fics or art that might inspire me? Anybody?
Tags: 30 kisses, fandom, memes, pairings

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