Note: That is not the saddest thing.
The saddest thing is that I remember some of the lines from when I watched the reruns six years ago on freaking Lifetime.
Edit: "I promise I'm gonna take good care of you. If not, you can get a second opinion.
"Don't talk like you care about me. You don't really care about me. I don't think you're a nice person. I don't like you."
"Well, if you knew me better I'd understand your contempt."
"Dr. Hancock says you're an ass."
"Well...he does know me."
Now I remember why.
The Return of Edit: You know what would make me absurdly happy?
Mandy Patinkin guest-starring on House and having a sing-along with Hugh Laurie.