ZERO :: the Fool (annwyd) wrote,
ZERO :: the Fool

Crack meme from sunsitenthai

Pick twelve characters. List them. Then answer the questions.

1) John Constantine
2) Hatake Kakashi
3) Urahara Kisuke
4) Haruno Sakura
5) Gregory House
6) Mwu la Fllaga
7) Kuchiki Rukia
8) Archer
9) Tohsaka Rin
10) Fllay Allster
11) Data
12) Odo

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? And I don't think I would, because Mwu is only for Murrue. On the other hand, everyone is awesome with Data.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Sakura is unbelievably hot, especially post-timeskip, and especially when she's topping Sasuke.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? If Odo got Archer pregnant? Their child would be the Avatar of Snark, come to destroy the world with the force of clever, misanthropic angst.

4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine? Unfortunately no, because there is so little F/sn fic out there. D: D: D:

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? Not at all. Kakashi is too dysfunctional to make a really good couple with almost anybody, and Mwu only really works with Murrue.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? House/Rin or House/Fllay? Well, Rin already has experience dealing with hot smug bastards with deep-seated issues, and she can make anything hot, so I'd go with her. But House/Fllay would be an even more glorious trainwreck than House/Cameron.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? If Rukia walked in on Kakashi and Odo having sex? If they were having shapeshifter-sex she might suspect Odo of being some kind of secret Hollow. D: But if it was regular sex she'd just...turn around and walk out again. Then later use the information for blackmail.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. "Fllay finds herself falling for the strange man who took her away from Soul Society after her death, but little does she know that Urahara is planning to form a weapon out of the remnants of insanity still simmering in her head."

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Constantine/Archer? No. That would not be fluff. That would be pure hotness.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. Rukia/Odo hurt/comfort, huh. "The Wounds of Shape and Sword." It'd be pretty hot.

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? I don't think it's possible to deflower John Constantine. He was never innocent enough. That said, I would have an adolescent John stumble upon a bit of magic that links him up with the Naruto world, where he runs into Sakura just as she's really struggling with libido and Sasuke isn't around for her to top. John wouldn't stand a chance.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? Who wouldn't read Rukia slash, given the chance? Hell, I do.

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Data? No. I'm not really into the fannish side of Star Trek, and neither is my friendslist.

14. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? "Father!" Well, duh. Although eventually she might start screaming for Kira instead.

15. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? Archer? I'm not sure music could possibly do him justice. Probably something by VNV Nation or Assemblage 23--they're angsty enough, and ever since I listened to Unlimited Blade Works, Archer has had a vaguely techno feel in my head.

16. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? Uh. Constantine/Mwu/Odo? Slash, OOCness, possible magical and shapeshifting kink. XD

17. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten? For Kakashi to use on Fllay? ...ahahaha. "If we look underneath the underneath, we can explore our father issues together. ... If you know what I mean."

18. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Probably a few weeks back. I don't read much Housefic. Nobody seems to get the voice right. Except for in this one House/Cuddy/Cameron threesome pr0nfic.

19. What is Six's super-sekrit kink? Mwu? Sex in the cockpits of mecha, totally. He's lucky Murrue puts up with him.

20. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? Well, Data is fully functional, so if Rin really wanted him to...and who wouldn't want to do Data? But I think she'd have to be the drunk one, and he'd just be kind of puzzled the whole time.

21. If Three and Seven get together, who tops? ...augh. The very reason I hate Urahara/Rukia is because Urahara tops her, and nobody should top Rukia. D:<

22. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

"John Constantine and Tohsaka Rin are in a happy relationship until Rin suddenly runs off with Sakura. Constantine, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Data and a brief unhappy affair with Odo, then follows the wise advice of House and finds true love with Urahara."

I'd call it "The Trials of Magicians in Love Across Time and Space." And you just know it'd have to end with a slow pan across House sitting and playing the piano in his apartment, emo because he gave John the advice he needed to get a good love life, but he can't have one himself.

reynardfox would totally read it, because Constantine/Rin is hot! :D But I don't know who else would, or who'd write it, since I'm the only one who knows all the characters. D:

I wrote Rin/Archer pr0n in response to this meme in dragonsquee's LJ. I suppose I'll post it in my own journal later today.
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