Because lolololol the internet isn't serious business lolololol! Dumb fandom feminists trying to ruin our enjoyment! You're taking it way too seriously! We're just here for the porn, and you should be too!
This bothers me. A lot.
Related: I came to the conclusion today that the secret to life is knowing when saying, "Relax, you don't have to take it so seriously" makes you an ass and when saying the same thing makes you wise.