If I can get the job, I'll be going in from one to five on three weekdays and one day of the weekend. The pay is $8 per hour on weekday afternoons, $8.80 per hour on Saturday, and $10 per hour on Sunday. I'll be a market research interviewer. That means, yes, that I'll be calling people up at home and asking them annoying questions. At least I won't be doing it during dinner, or trying to sell them something.
Goodbye soul, hello money!