ZERO :: the Fool (annwyd) wrote,
ZERO :: the Fool

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Do not mock New Jersey.

Yes, New Jersey is small. It's the most densely-populated state in the country; this also is true. The only people with scarier driving habits than New Jerseyans are Californians; I'll grant you that. Our cities are disgusting. I never denied that.

But New Jersey could beat up most other states, take their wallets, knife them in the back, and dump the bodies in the Pine Barrens without even breaking a sweat.

Thank you. That is all.
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