People will tell you that you're being silly. It's human nature to see patterns where there are none, or else we wouldn't see them when they were there. That's all. Just phantom patterns.
I believed that too until last night, when the phantom cats took me away. They say that I can speak for them when they finally pry open the veil of reality with their delicate claws. Perhaps I can soothe the humans into accepting their demotion on the food chain.
I really hope I can. It's our only chance of survival.